[Lister-Sebastian and Kryten-Jake see two propaganda posters] One drawback with that: the abbreviation is c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s.” – 50 of Frankie Boyle’s funniest (and darkest) jokes75 of Billy Connolly’s best jokes, one-liners and quips“‘Mr Arnold’ isn’t his name.
It’s a bar-room tidy! ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The same IQ as 6,000 PE teachers.” – 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland – from Scotland20 of The Young Ones’ most gloriously silly quotes“We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Holly: I know … Red Dwarf Quotes Rimmer: “Step up to Red Alert!” “Lister to Red Dwarf. Of no value or interest.” – Lister And maybe humiliation and obviously death. Add to favoritesTweet. Genitalia small and inoffensive. view. If I wanted to share a cell with an irritating lump of wood, I’d have moved in with an Australian soap star.” – 25 of Lee Mack’s wittiest jokes and one-linersHere are 30 of the very best quotes, which should raise a smile, for newcomers and dedicated smegheads alike:“What the hell happened to my teeth?!
I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. And failure.
Repeat: this is not a daffodil.” – “Lister to Red Dwarf. Unrumble!” – 25 of the most ‘textbook’ Alan Partridge quotesWe won't live on Mars any time soon despite what people like Elon Musk might try and tell us“Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich.” – “Rude alert!
Oh, damn. Abandon shop! Over the years, there have been hundreds of funny Red Dwarf Quotes. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Now the damage report machine’s exploded…” – “It’s not a bar-room brawl. Lister: It's one of our old Red Dwarf garbage pods with the writing burnt off in places. We have gathered together the best of the best, and put them all in one place for you! Kryten: “Sir, are you absolutely sure? © 2020 JPIMedia Publications Ltd.50 of Milton Jones’s most ingenious jokes and one-liners“I am Holly, the ship’s computer, with an IQ of 6,000. BBC Red Dwarf website - a selection of favourite quotes from the show.
Rude alert! Apart from pain. I could open beer bottles with my overbite!” – Why Red Dwarf’s Gunmen Of The Apocalypse is a comedy classic'The new Nadal? His name’s Rimmer, or ‘smeghead’, or ‘dinosaur-breath’, or ‘molecule-mind’, or on rare occasions when you want to be really mega-polite to him – and we’re talking mega polite here – on those exceptional circumstances you can call him ‘a**ehole’.” – Government to use emergency powers to allow use of unlicensed Covid-19 vaccine in UKDerry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners“Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Christmas!” – “According to the damage report machine, there’s several small fires, lots of smoke and the navicom’s fizzing. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Mr Lister spent the night in there once and he ended up trying to suffocate himself to death with an onion sandwich.
You lose 20 IQ points every time you see them. Ask anyone … Kryten: Oh my goodness, it's Princess Leia. Tomorrow, I’m going to see if I can have sex with something!” – 25 of Charlie Brooker’s most cutting jokes and insults“I am Tarka Dal, ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire” – In a show where anything can – and frequently has – happened, the sheer variety of bizarre situations resulted in some brilliant lines and exchanges.All rights reserved. Chin absent, presumed missing.
Kochanski finds life aboard Red Dwarf with the guys hard work Kochanski: I can't live like this, I need a bath. Genitalia small and inoffensive. It does mean changing the bulb.” This isn’t a meal. [a young child runs past across the car park] This is an autopsy! Many wurlitzers are missing from my database. Unless otherwise noted, these quotes are from show creators Krysten: It's quite amazing the number of people those pipes have driven to very brink of psychosis. Lister wakes up afer the crew cut off his arm to discover that is right arm has been cut off Of no value or interest.” – 50 of Tim Vine’s most ingenious jokes and one-liners25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from FrasierLatest UK travel advice about Turkey after rise in coronavirus cases“Kryten, you have a real gift.
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike Licensehttps://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Red_Dwarf&oldid=2779186[Kryten has invaded Kochanski's "Pride and Prejudice" VR game with a tank] This kid is a little bit different... he's more like Federer'When the October 2020 half-term holiday falls, amid reports of potential two-week lockdownSorry, there was a problem with your subscription.20 of Malcolm Tucker’s most cutting insults“Hey, this has been a really good day. You make things that are really, really complicated sound really, really complicated.” – 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokesThe 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team“I hate your guitar.
Kryten: It's nearly 1am mam, what are you doing up? Holly, did Rimmer ever work in waste disposal?
Lister: It’s really debilitating being crazy about somebody.
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